Chapter One: False Female
“I’ve waited seventy years for this moment…”
Female Chan HOPPED INTO THE SERVER...“Welcome! Looking youngful!” Quandalius laughed nervously, but excited, “What’s your age? I’m sixty by the way!”
A friend request was instantly sent from Quandalius, and before Female Chan could even react, he invited Female Chan to hop on voice channel, hoping to hear the voice of a real female.
“Hi Female Chan,” Quandalius blushed but tries to not be nervous, “Can I hear your voice?”
“Certainly,” says a mature and greasy male voice from behind the screen, “Sweetheart.”
Quandalius’s face instantly darkened. He realized that he forgot to follow an important step, that identifies male from female: He forgot to check Female Chan’s role tag. he closed his eyes, convincing himself that it’s a hallucination or a voice changer, hoping for the best. The moment he opened Female Chan’s profile, Quandalius saw the role:
HE/HIM
“@MOD Someone had impersonated a female, I’m deeply disapointed.” Quandalius sighed.
“Wake up to reality,” Pablo replied as a mod, “Women doesn’t exist anymore in this world.”
“Then what should I do?” Quandalius asked while sobbing, “I’ve lost my love.”
“I know a place,” Pablo half speaking half dreaming, “where women flows like milk,